my beautiful girlfriend
Meow hello there. Today is a special day. My wonderful boyfriend, Griffin, is turning sixteen. How do I even begin to sum up how happy he makes me? He makes me cackle and peep and laugh. He’s my best friend. We’ve had such good lulzy times together and I’m sure we’ll have many many more.
Happy birthday, love.
I adore you and love you with all my quackly peepy heart.
Love,
Quackle C. (Molly) McPeep
yes sir
After you are rude, mean, and insulting, the term “respect your elders” becomes invalid.
Not only is it relaxing, but it’s a skill that’s beneficial to oneself. Instead of paying $5 for a hat, I can pay $3 for yarn and make one myself.
and you can give everyone scarves, which are thoughtful because they’re handmade but cheap for the same reason.